HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT INDIAN STATES

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF
INDIA

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s MUMBAI
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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends
on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

That’s DELHI
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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That’s AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop
the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in
the program.

That’s BANGALORE
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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that
“AMMA” doesn’t like all this
nonsense.
Peace settles in…

That’s CHENNAI
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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
“don’t fight in front of my place,
go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting”.

That’s KERALA !
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and the best one is ….

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with a carton of

beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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